SILLY REX.

[RATED R FOR REX]

KAYSO. i probably shouldn't be talking now, after i disappeared for a week (and considering the fact that NO ONE MISSED ME i mean lanorae's not fully open), BUT I'MMA SAY IT ANYWAY. kayso i just had finals (whoo~) and bombed every test, but that's kay because now i don't have to think about school for two and half months! so i've kind of been partying for a few days b/c school's out and also because my bf's leaving to europe for a month (sadfaceplz). BUT SEE, WHEREVER I GO I KINDA CAUSE DRAMA. so i'll summarize what happened. party. heels. friend's boyfriend was being an ass. and by being an ass i mean cheating on her. and there totes wasn't any booze there or anything. i got pissed b/c he was kind of an ass before the party, aaaaand i might have swung the first punch. BUTEITHERWAY, there was a fight, i was in it, and even though i kicked that guy's ass, one of his friends decided to push me over and i tripped on my own heels and sprained an ankle. durhurrrr. idrk if this is going to hinder my being online, but i'm guessing not since i'll just be stuck at home. but my mom's super asian and she's been making acupuncture appointments (omgfml), one that i just went to this morning (and i'm pretty sure the sprain's worse now), so idrk. the acupuncturist/doctor might be all "lol you get to lie in bed 24/7" and make me not go on the computer anymore. idk. i'm just rambling now.

but all in all, sprained ankle = maybe no internets. :c

[Miss Brightside]

NOOOOOOOASDKFASHDK:HSD:KGHA:SDKLGHA:SD:LAJG":. /dies

I need you, baby. The bed is so cold without you.

Anyway. That really really sucks, sorry to hear you got hurt. MASSIVE kudos for the fight though, especially against a guy. even if it wasn't sober. I don't blame you for your actions in the least, he totally had it coming. Kinda worth it, but kinda not.

LAWL YOUR PARENTS. I smile with every story you tell about them. I think I love them a little bit. You know, in that "internet friend's parents" kind of a way.

Come back soon kthnx. ;~;

[RATED R FOR REX]

ANDIBBY. i still love you i promise. and when i get back and by back i mean better i'll make it up to you. HOW DOES A BIG DIAMOND RING SOUND?

lolthanks. i'm pretty sure i was about to get a crowd surf, but then that thingy pushed me over and made me trip. >C but s'kay, 'cos i chucked my heels at him and my friends told me it hit him. ;D and it was so worth it. 'cos my friend was miserable with him. :c

LOLRLY? ... what other stories have i told? or are you just some crazy stalker? .___. but you can't have 'em, cos i love em. in a "biological parents" kinda way. xD

AND YOU OBVS DIDN'T READ EVERYTHING. 'cos idk if i'm going to be gone or not.

and i'm writing that livia post rn, jsyk

[~Birdybot~]

I don't think a sprained ankle means bed 24/7, and I'm definately not a doctor. That accupunture guy sounds majorly scary. Which country in Europe is your friend moving to? Two of my friends have moved countries, so I know what it's like, don't worry ^-^ You should probably avoid fighting, too. That was a little silly.

As for the sprain, cut off your leg! Then you won't have a sprained ankle any more! Problem solved~

[McBeaver]

OHNOEZIKNOWZNONOSE!

Acupuncture is disgusting. Save that for the dudes at the circus.

Doth thou hath pics? Of the dude you beat up, of course, so I can put it on Youtube and make people laugh at him more than fangirls drool over Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom [Craze for him is dying, but there's still someone I'm sure.] and all those other hawt actors combined. The video will be titled "Cheating Loser Gets Shat Knocked Out of Him." I would add "By a Girl," but that may offend those psychotic feminists, A.K.A. the girl's mom in Sandlot 2. She was nutso coocoo psycho etcetera-o.

Still GOOOO REXY! Hope you return to us soon.

Oh, and if there really was booze that you didn't know about, I hope that dumbass gets to hang out with Lindsey Lohan in rehab and listen to her whacked out "Triple Threatitude" every second of his pathetic life. And that his ears bleed. And his eyes. And his mouth. And his nose. And his millimeter long thingy.